Found this while surfing the net. Wanted to share :drink:

Some of You really need this.........


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:

I am hungry...........................I am hungry

I am sleepy............................I am sleepy

I am tired..............................I am tired

Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!

I love you.............................Let's have sex now

I am bored..........................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?.........I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?.......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you to a movie?.....I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you to dinner?......I'd like to have sex with you.

Those shoes do not go with that outfit.............I'm gay

Was there a version for us females Mish?

Not sure Sunny. Can go back via my web history and have a quick look lol.

FINALLY.........there is hope after all.


DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.................................49.

Adventurous.....................Slept with everyone.

Athletic...............................No breasts.

Average looking................Moooo.

Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure...........On medication.

Feminist...............................Fat.

Free Spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first.....................Former slut.

New-Age........................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned.....................No B.J.'s

Open-minded......................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional........................Bytch.

Voluptuous......... ................Very fat.

Large frame..........................Hugely fat.


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe.................................No

We need...............................I want

We need to talk......................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead........................You better not

Do what you want..................You will pay for this later

I am not upset..............Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight.....Is sex all you ever think about?

Thanks for sharing those, awesome!