I have a love of wit & the written word, :nerd: so thought I'd start a new thread that didn't seem to fit anywhere else.. : )

Ok my first needs to be a good one :P

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunetly it kills it's pupils

Two faves

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.


When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. :ok:

"If you're not living on the edge you are taking up too much space"

A favourite:

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped :lol!:

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

:really should get this signature thing sorted:

Don’t drink and drive, cause you might hit a bump and spill it

And I just realised in how poor taste that last quote was. Sorry guys, Anthony and Naomi in particular.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings