Mistakes males make in the bedroom

Sim · Subject: Mistakes males make in the bedroom Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:42 pm

Let's not be greedy ladies. How about we post one, then let another lady make her complaint before before allowed to post again.

* treating our breasts to a 2 minute once over grope which they believe is going to have us writhing in the fits of passion

Benj · Posts: 387 Join date: 2008-03-18 Age: 42 Location: Hell

How about naively believing that penetration rather than stimulation is going to have the desired effect five minutes into the actual session.

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Sunnyangel · Posts: 74 Join date: 2009-05-25

Holding your head so tightly that you gag. Little do they realise that if we puke, it's going to be all over them!