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PostSubject: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:55 pm

"Tell me your dreams, am I in them"

It works for a mate believe it or not
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:39 am

My friend Clinton has the worst pick up lines I think I've ever heard, my all time favourite being

"Lie down, I think I love you"



Just cut the bullshit, and offer a genuine compliment if you want to attract the persons attention I say. Leave the lines back in the 80's where they belong.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:41 am

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


or another one from the lame hall of shame ...................


I wet my pants... can I get in yours?



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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 am

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

You said worst right?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:20 am

oh lawd lol ... ok this one is courtesy of a drummer that is not missed in my life lol

My face is leaving in 5mins, be on it!


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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:48 am

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:53 pm



Does that really work Frank?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:56 pm

Heaven must be missing an angel because there's one here in front of me

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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:06 am

If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:20 am

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:19 am

"Are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special."

Works every time.
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:48 am

:follows Dan around the threads:

* imagines* :cheeky grin planted firmly on Dan's face!: lol I like that one, but would just about keel over if someone said it to me I think
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:45 pm

Lets play Pearl Harbour, I lay down and you blow me to heaven
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:30 pm

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs

Nice legs, lets eat out

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:21 am

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:06 am

Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?


I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw


You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?
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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Fri May 29, 2009 8:13 pm

Worst - Do you raise chichens?
No
Cause you sure can raise a cock.
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