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PostSubject: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:18 pm

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:26 pm

Magic Mirror
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:28 am

Wonder what inspired this thread :ha:

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:17 am

Oh yeah, let's do this!




A Blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd gone off men for life. "They lie, they cheat, and they're just no good," she moaned. "From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested plastic companion," she said. "What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend. "That's simple," replied the Blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual."
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:33 am

A blonde goes into Kmart and asks the salesman if she could buy this t.v. He says "No, cause you are a blonde".

So she died her hair black and went and asked again. "No cause your a blonde" says the salesman.

So she died her hair red and went back ask the same questoin and got the same answer. "GOD DAMMIT" why cant i buy this t.v." she screams. "I had to dye my hair 2 times."

"Because that's a microwave" says the salesman
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:07 am

Cutting Pizza
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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PostSubject: Re: Blondes-Game Of Intelligence   Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:52 pm

Alright I forgot lol but I'll post one promise as soon as I stop seeing beer bottles floating before my eyes.
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PostSubject: Blonde painting the house...   Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:27 am

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
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