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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 9:41 am

Priceless. I'll be back to read all the posts again when time allows.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:33 pm

So what have I learnt from reading all this?

Luka leaks like a sieve courtesy of all the holes he's poked into his anatomy over the years.

Oz has a truly demonic side that I never knew existed (loving your work hun).

Frank is the only person confident or insane enough to contemplate jumping into bed with Dave as part of a 3some.

And my younger bro has done twins and never blabbed the story until now?

This thread is absolutely gold lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:53 pm

Right, having slept off all that beer and now raring to go (NOT) time to try and create some half decent questions for the next victim.....

Chaz my man, you're in the hot seat :)


1, If you finally bagged a really hot chick that you been after for ages, but she insisted that her munter of a sister joined in the horizontal olympics, i'm talkin glass eye, wooden leg, moustache, the works....would you still go for it?


2,You're in a threesome with the 2 guy 1 girl set up and the other guy , without warning, jams his thumb up your arse, what would your initial reaction be?


3,How much older or younger than yourself would a woman have to be before you'd draw the line and turn the offer of sex down?


4,You get a girl back to your place, but she's notoriously hard to get between the sheets, what music would you put on to try and impress her?


5, the strangest place you've ever done the deed?


6,You have access to all the porn movies ever made, what type do you choose to watch first? Ie whats your preference?


7, Have you ever been in a sexual encounter where you couldnt get a stiffy for love nor money? If so how did you explain it? (i always found that the toughest part :))


8, If the opposite to the last question occurs and you find yourself not only stiff as a board but also about to shoot your load very early on , who or what do you think about to put yourself off?


9,If a girl insisted on havin all the lights off before gettin undressed and into bed with you, do you get suspicious and reach for the light switch, or do you just go with it? what you dont see cant hurt you and all that :)


10,If any of the other girls on here messaged you in private requesting a nude pic of yourself, would you throw caution to the wind and send it, or decline cos it'll probably end up on Facebook , probably with a very sarcastic caption attached? :)



Quick disclaimer, I have the hangover from hell as we speak, so these questions may not be too great. Also, apologies to any women who may have a glass eye, wooden leg or a moustache (question 1) , no offence intended :)
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:15 pm

Aw man, I just did the Benj thing and took so long writing my answers I had been logged out and lost everything when I pressed send. I'll give it another go, but might have to leave the new questions until later tomorrow as this hangover is threatening to kill off my last few remaining brain cells if I don't get some serious sleep shortly.


1, If you finally bagged a really hot chick that you been after for ages, but she insisted that her munter of a sister joined in the horizontal olympics, i'm talkin glass eye, wooden leg, moustache, the works....would you still go for it?

I'm so hungover right now that I'd probably fail to even notice there was a sister, let alone one with a glass eye, wooden leg, moustache and probably hairy arm pits to boot. One thing I have learned from bitter experience though is you never have a 3some with two friends, or 2 sisters. You're asking for your testicles to be ripped from your body the next day for daring to go there, even if they were the ones suggesting it. So I'd have to politely decline, and use the brown paper bag I had hidden under the bed for another purpose other than placing over the head of the munter sister in a bid to lessen the trauma.



2,You're in a threesome with the 2 guy 1 girl set up and the other guy , without warning, jams his thumb up your arse, what would your initial reaction be?

Got no problems with the whole 2 guys one girl setup, but I'd be having a very frank discussion prior to getting naked that revolved around me having no interest in grabbing a handful of his bits and vice versa. If he still went for gold knowing my feelings on the subject, let's just say the Bee Gees would have a new member


3,How much older or younger than yourself would a woman have to be before you'd draw the line and turn the offer of sex down?

More flexible with the older side of the equation. I'll admire a 20 or so year old that has a rockin bod, but got no desire to go there. Conversation is another form of foreplay, and very few women under the age of 30 can achieve that.


4,You get a girl back to your place, but she's notoriously hard to get between the sheets, what music would you put on to try and impress her?

Actually happened to me once. Managed to get this gorgeous chick home who had a rep as an ice maiden, she was giving off strong vibes she wanted to take it further, then she suggests we whack on some George Michael to set the mood. Come on; George friggin Michael? She had more hope of finding a Duran Duran record stashed at the back of my collection. So I rang up every mate I could think of in a panic, finally found one whose sister had a copy of the Faith (?) CD, sped over there like the Devil himself was on my tail in case she changed her mind, get back, whack it on, we both throw off our clothes and therein commenced the most boring fu*k of my entire life. George Michael in the background was the most exciting aspect of the entire evening.


5, the strangest place you've ever done the deed?

Had to ban veranda/porch sex at Benj's. Sure the cows are eyeballing me across the paddocks and enjoying a perve. You look up and they are all staring in your direction, kid you not.



6,You have access to all the porn movies ever made, what type do you choose to watch first? Ie whats your preference?

Why search the net mate when you can turn on the DVD and watch homemade ones.



7, Have you ever been in a sexual encounter where you couldnt get a stiffy for love nor money? If so how did you explain it? (i always found that the toughest part :))

Woke up in bed when I was over in the States, to find a very irate woman busting my nuts about my inability to get it up and perform the deed despite her hours of oral attention. Comotose is comotose. Nothing short of a miracle is going to get a rise out of a guy that has just packed away more than a bottle of straight scotch at a friends bucks night. No explanation should have been necessary!


8, If the opposite to the last question occurs and you find yourself not only stiff as a board but also about to shoot your load very early on , who or what do you think about to put yourself off?

Doing mathematical equations in my head normally works, but from now on I think I'll be using the glass eyed, one legged, hairy armpit munter to keep myself in check



9,If a girl insisted on havin all the lights off before gettin undressed and into bed with you, do you get suspicious and reach for the light switch, or do you just go with it? what you dont see cant hurt you and all that :)

If turning off the lights helps her relax in a new relationship then I've got no problem with it. Darkness is a way of losing inhibitions after all. I'd rather be feeling around in the dark getting a mouthful of blanket by mistake than have the light on and her lying there obsessing over stretch marks, how well she waxed her bikini line, how much of an eyeful I could get from opening her legs 2cm. Never met a woman yet who didn't object to the light going on once they felt more comfortable and secure in the relationship so I'd just let her set the pace and wait.


10,If any of the other girls on here messaged you in private requesting a nude pic of yourself, would you throw caution to the wind and send it, or decline cos it'll probably end up on Facebook , probably with a very sarcastic caption attached? :)

I'd just let them know that they are all stored on Benj's computer, and they would be better off contacting her directly lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:21 pm

I'll work out who hasn't answered any questions and post some tomorrow. Going to go lie down before my head explodes. Cheers Jam, those questions cracked me up and brought back some funny memories typing them.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:53 pm

Never going to be able to look at a one legged, glass eyed, moustache toting, hairy armpitted girl ever again. Or cows for that matter. Perhaps they just fancy you Chaz cause I'm sure they've never checked out my arse as I've walked past them. Then again I thought the rooster gave me a wink last time I was there.

"Not tonight dear, the cows are watching"
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:57 am

Still not sure the brain is up to doing this thread justice but seeing as Sim snuck online the other day, about time she knew the joy of public forum embarassment.



1. Sim :) The condom breaks and disappears, and no amount of attempted retrieval removes the offending object. What the hell do you do

2. Ant isn't available and you get the call to detach two mates that are caught in a rather tight bind courtesy of their piercings. Do you grit your teeth and thrust your hand wherever its necessary, back out slowly and pretend like your car broke down on the way to perform the rescue, grab a camera and publish the pics on photobucket

3. On that same subject, a new partner strips off and he's sporting a 6 gauge prince albert. Do you choose to accept this mission

4. You and your other half are both feeling horny but a friend is asleep in the same room. Do you count sheep until the moment passes, sneak out into the corridor for a quickie, throw the blanket over you and move one inch per 5 minutes so no-one would ever notice, say what the hell he's asleep anyway let's go for it

5. Your man wants you to shove a dirty great big dildo up his arse. Do you question his sexuality, feel so grossed out you reach for a bucket or seize the opportunity as your moment of payback

6. Would you stay with someone if their anatomy was either too small or too big for your liking

7. Ever engaged in the carpet munching olympics or thought about it

8. When taking control on top are you more of a back and forth versus side to side girl

9. Your man wants to pay for you to get your clit pierced to enhance both your pleasure. Do you do it

10. Farm animals are giving you weird looks whilst making love to your partner. Do you take heart in the fact that tbone steak is on the menu for tomorrow, try to blank out their bovine looks of lust, quit and lose all interest in sex completely, use the tarp off the outdoor setting to cover you both and shield you from their prying eyes.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:00 am

Holy shit chaz, they put my questions to shame, first class mate :)
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:05 am

question 1 reminds me of a great joke i had texted to me just recently:

There's nothing worse than lookin down after sex and seein a soggy condom hangin off your knob, especially if you werent wearing one when you started :)
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:10 am

You don't know the meaning of true panic mate until you've finished the deed and discovered your protective clothing is missing in action. Remember having to grab a torch as a naive 18 year old and having to locate the offending item, all the while she's screaming blue murder.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:02 am

Now I understand why I got the text message saying 'log in'. Thanks Chaz. I feel so special to have been included in public forum board humiliation


1. Sim :) The condom breaks and disappears, and no amount of attempted retrieval removes the offending object. What the hell do you do

As embarassing as it sounds, I ring Benj and pray her nursing experience will find a way to retrieve it and her ability to keep a secret will stop the event from becoming a thread on here.



2. Ant isn't available and you get the call to detach two mates that are caught in a rather tight bind courtesy of their piercings. Do you grit your teeth and thrust your hand wherever its necessary, back out slowly and pretend like your car broke down on the way to perform the rescue, grab a camera and publish the pics on photobucket

If it was good enough for Ant to stand there taking a few happy snaps before going to the rescue when two friends found themselves in that situation, it's good enough for me! Unlike him though, I'd be grabbing a pair of gardening gloves or alike before putting my hands anywhere.



3. On that same subject, a new partner strips off and he's sporting a 6 gauge prince albert. Do you choose to accept this mission

6 gauge? Wouldn't that make it about the size of his ? No way in hell am I letting a bit of metal that big go anywhere near me.



4. You and your other half are both feeling horny but a friend is asleep in the same room. Do you count sheep until the moment passes, sneak out into the corridor for a quickie, throw the blanket over you and move one inch per 5 minutes so no-one would ever notice, say what the hell he's asleep anyway let's go for it

Probably the throw a blanket and move one inch per 5 min option. Would be more worried about getting caught in the corridor with no-where to hide than lurking under a blanket.


5. Your man wants you to shove a dirty great big dildo up his arse. Do you question his sexuality, feel so grossed out you reach for a bucket or seize the opportunity as your moment of payback

Who would have the time to analyse why he wanted it done? I'd be grabbing the biggest, thickest one I could and giving myself muscle cramps pushing it as hard as I could. Every woman has had the horror of a guy that doesn't care if she's not ready before jumping on board and starting pounding away. Every woman deserves the chance to be able to return the favour at least once in her life.



6. Would you stay with someone if their anatomy was either too small or too big for your liking

Thanks for that Chaz (drips sarcasm). Yes I don't like too big and have been known to end a relationship over it. Thanks for feeling the need to bring it up again.


7. Ever engaged in the carpet munching olympics or thought about it

Thought yes, done no. I think if I ever did, I'd want it to be with another carpet munching 'virgin' also, rather than say a bi lady who knew exactly what she was doing. Less pressure.


8. When taking control on top are you more of a back and forth versus side to side girl

Would rather move my hips that gyrate up and down


9. Your man wants to pay for you to get your clit pierced to enhance both your pleasure. Do you do it

No. Apart from the fact that I have it on good authority from a mutual friend that used to have one that it does absolutely nothing to enhance the experience, no way in hell am I fronting up and letting a stranger not only see but grab and pierce my precious pink bit.


10. Farm animals are giving you weird looks whilst making love to your partner. Do you take heart in the fact that tbone steak is on the menu for tomorrow, try to blank out their bovine looks of lust, quit and lose all interest in sex completely, use the tarp off the outdoor setting to cover you both and shield you from their prying eyes.

I believe from hearing the story told, that d is the correct answer here ......... grab a tarp and throw it over you


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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:04 am

Aaargh crap. Can I just reiterate that I meant 'use Benj's nursing knowledge to help ME find a way to remove it MYSELF. Not use Benj to remove it with her own two hands.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:18 am

So my turn now?

The next 10 questions are for Viking, who I don't really know so apologise to in advance in case I offend:-


1. Name one thing that you sell in your online shop that even you wouldn't try

2. Do you just sell fisting gel or have the need for it yourself. And if so, are we more a receiving or giving type

3. Why the hell would anyone need to use a spreader or is it simply that one partner likes their control somewhat taken away from them

4. Are you the man brave enough to jump into bed with a naked Dave and a female and if so are you both just concentrating on the girl or getting touchy feely with each other

5. Real sex, cam sex, phone sex, or anything as long as it has sex in the title

6. Swedes are famous for naked hot tub romps supposedly. What are Norweigans famous for

7. Have you discovered one sure fire way to turn a woman on, that works with the masses at large

8. Do you prefer your women to be shaved, trimmed or as nature intended

9. Being such a cold country, have you ever indulged in some snow time activity

10. Should a woman take the time to concentrate on just a mans shaft whilst performing orally, include the testicles as well, or are you just grateful to be getting it that you feel too happy to complain
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:48 am

oh bugger.............. 7 o'clock in the morning and seeing this............. uh well I'll do my very best



1. Name one thing that you sell in your online shop that even you wouldn't try

there is a shitload to be honest........anal beads sized like eggs, anal cone sized like a roadcone.......... or any of the extreme dildos/buttplugs......... I sell 'em, but don't want to use 'em or see them in use (the giant shit is popular in the extreme gay community)

2. Do you just sell fisting gel or have the need for it yourself. And if so, are we more a receiving or giving type

we are very giving........... I got a big heart and am a giving kinda guy

3. Why the hell would anyone need to use a spreader or is it simply that one partner likes their control somewhat taken away from them

I don't need them, but SOME submissives enjoy loosing all control thats a thingie that I don't understand 100% myself, but as long there is a market for it I sell it.......

4. Are you the man brave enough to jump into bed with a naked Dave and a female and if so are you both just concentrating on the girl or getting touchy feely with each other

I would have no problem with that, but I would never go for a fistfull of balls or some hair ass play........... touching shoulder vs shoulder in the heat or that out toes met a split second wouldn't even bother me at all, but yeh... the lady would get the fun

5. Real sex, cam sex, phone sex, or anything as long as it has sex in the title

phone sex...... nope...... holes on my phone are FAR too small and when she stuffs it in herself it gets quiet so I don't really see the point., cam sex............. ummmmmmm not with anyone, and only if I don't get the real thing at all

6. Swedes are famous for naked hot tub romps supposedly. What are Norweigans famous for

naked hot tub romps are the finns and not swedes, I don't know what we are famous for regarding sexual stuff... most likely for having the strictest laws regarding porn untill 10 years ago

7. Have you discovered one sure fire way to turn a woman on, that works with the masses at large

yep......... licking my eyebrows.................. on a more serious note......... whispering what my tongue can do and THEN proving it usually does the trick

8. Do you prefer your women to be shaved, trimmed or as nature intended

no hair in the food please

9. Being such a cold country, have you ever indulged in some snow time activity

you can't be a true Viking without fucking in the snow.......... end of story

10. Should a woman take the time to concentrate on just a mans shaft whilst performing orally, include the testicles as well, or are you just grateful to be getting it that you feel too happy to complain

I would never complain anyway as long as she did her job properly, but the more she covers........... the better it is




nuh well........... some boring answers, but it is ealry. to my defense

I will try to make some up for some poor victim later on today
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:24 pm

Viking wrote:


Do you prefer your women to be shaved, trimmed or as nature intended

no hair in the food please


I think I've found my new favourite quote of the year!
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:15 pm

Wonder what would happen if you uttered the same quote to a guy
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:55 pm

This is in my top 3 threads of all times (the flakey fantasy one and dear Luka ones being the others). Bit worried what we are going to do when we run out of people to publically humiliate though. Start all over again, or shuffle the questions/people around and make different people answer different ones? Quite a few questions in there I'd like answered by the whole damn entire board!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:20 am

How can I go to work now when I've just 'snorted' I've laughed so hard. Please please keep this thread going. It's priceless.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:01 am

I'm officially waiting until tomorrow to see if Viking is coming back to put his questions in to the next person and if not resurrecting this thread myself. Got tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard.

Manly tears mind you.

A mere sniffle.

No need for kleenex or anything,.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:40 pm

hm........ being so that I don't know that many personally and upclose it is kinda hard to pick a "victim" so I do it the easy way.......... I am tossing out a few questions that ALL of you can answer and leave it up to the threadstarter who is next in line......... maybe not as fun, but should however produce a few interesting answers.

1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?




maybe these was not so fun. but anyway here goes.. I will answer them myself sooner or later.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:30 pm

Some bloody good questions there mate, and the urge to "omit" certain details is a great one , but here goes :)


1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

Didnt really understand this question, does this mean you walk in on her indulging in some serious rug munching? s long as they moved over a bit and let me join in, i'd be highly delighted!!

2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

Man this is a difficult one, mainly for the other guy bit, the female is easy, I'd go for Benj at the drop of a hat, but the guy part...i'd have to put the names in a hat to be honest!

3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

Having anything jammed up my ringpiece, wether its heat of the moment or not, would guarantee instant deflation and possibly a battering for the other party, ok so maybe not, but you get the idea :)

4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

Scan it for every little sexual act she performs, in case there's something on there that she refuses to do with me. Then blackmail :)

5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

I'm afraid it'd be something boring like "why", what i'd done or not done to make her stray. Then I'd admit an affair of my own (even if i wasnt having one!)

6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

Is latex and leather comfortable then? I've never worn it myself. The whip would be thrown out of the window and then we could get down to enjoying ourselves. Fuck pain in sex, its sposed to be a fun thing i thought!

7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

Used to ring this place called the Livewire in America when i was a kid. Me and my mates discovered the number in a porn mag we'd found. Great fun til my mum got the phone bill and I nearly got hung drawn and quartered :) But not nowadays, no, its very boring.


8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

I'm ashamed to say yes to this one, the reason is simple, being heavily drunk I thought it was the greatest (and funniest) idea in the world :) Bit pissed that I didnt get a flash back from her tho,she was probably too busy rolling around in hysterics :)

9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?

Very good question, excellent in fact, and probably the hardest to answer. In an ideal world, i'd take her with me to the show and then rattle her afterwards when we got home. I think the female would just edge it tho if i had to choose. Wee man would override my brain and the band would have to be missed. It was a close call tho!!



Yep, some good questions there mate, cheers :)
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:51 pm

Shit, stumbled onto this after having a late night gasbag with Benj. Will have to make sure she gets off her arse and does this tomorrow.



1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

I'm going to pull up a front row seat and enjoy the view. Every guy, if they are honest, has a fantasy about watching two women together.


2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

I'd play it safe and say Dave and Benj. Why? Because I have very fond memories from the first time


3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

Reaching down and discovering they had a bonus appendage dangling in the breeze


4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

Grab a camera and film the sequel



5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

How quickly can you pack your shit and get out?



6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

Smile happily?


7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

Never been really into it myself. If I was involved in a long distance relationship I'd give it a whirl but prefer the hands on approach myself



8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

Nope. But the unsuspecting public have gotten an eyeful at some of the pool parties I've had here over the summer months. Not as laid back as Dave but do agree that nudity is a completely natural thing and nothing to be self conscious about. But wouldn't go around flashing strangers on cam just for the fun of it.


9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?

Stuff the band.
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:44 pm

Better late than never, hey Frank


1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

Benj: Grab the digital camera and capture the moment for prosterity

Sarah: Fucking watching and drooling
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2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

Benj: Why have just two, when you could have one massive orgy I say!

Sarah: Frank and Benj



3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

Benj: for the love of God, just don't touch the toes

Sarah: Discovering that he is more interested in watching himself in the mirror than in the act itself


4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

Benj: Praise my cameraship abilities

Sarah: just watch and enjoy



5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

Benj: No question ... actions speak much louder than words. Hope his balls enjoyed his final fuck, because it would be a while before they were up to another round.

Sarah: ditto



6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

Benj: The only person wearing latex and wielding a whip in my house is me thanks verys much!

Sarah: I'd panic... unless I was comfortable with them



7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

Benj: Yawn ... if I can't touch it, I'm losing interest fast

Sarah: Oh damn yes, I'm good



8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

Benj: Nope; running naked round my study is a hobby I only share with those I know intimately thanks

Sarah: No



9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?

Benj: Why watch a band when you could bang a musician?

Sarah: Depends on how much I like the guy
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:16 pm

Gees - feeling rather unloved right about now.


1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

I'd be bloody thrilled, sit back and enjoy every moment of it.
why participate when you can watch.

2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

Frank and Benj are proving quite a popular couple aren;'t they
As to why? Cause we've already been there, done that, and we fuckin rocked


3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

Water sports


4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

They exist - trouble is I'm bloody in it


5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

Was he any fuckin good?


6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

It's true, Benj has a whip and she ain't afraid to use it, although her hair is far more lethal the way she whips it round


7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

Not my fave choice of past times but yeah I've successfully indulged on a number of occasions.


8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

Stranger? Nah. If I am not into them I';ve got no desire to see their bits or flash my own.


9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?

A special woman would always come before anything else
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PostSubject: Re: Quiz time - Ozzie style   Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:25 pm

Typing under the influence on Dave;s pc is never good so apologies in advance people. Hey Benj, you and Sarah piked it already? All 3 of us came back early and everything and you'd already been and gone.

1: You surprise your significant other naked, sweaty and in bed with someone just as naked and sweaty in your bed with a member of the same sex..... what would your initial reaction most likely be?

Not sure if I'd rip off all the clothes and hope they didn't mind a third person or just catch myself an eyeful

2: pick a male and a female from this board for an menage a trois........... and tell us why you picked them

Phark, can't I just have two of the girls instead? Ok Benj and Frank seeing as they already have Dave's personal recommendation

3: Name one single thing that would make you stop a hot sexual act in a second and not even make you think about going back

Anything involving my arse and something trying to find its way into it


4: You discover a XXX rated "home-movie" of your partner/lover/spouse/sweetheart online........ what would you do?

Watch, and zoom to my hearts content


5: your partner comes home admitting he/she has had an affair.... what would your first question be?

No questions. Would pick up my kit and walk straight out the bloody door without looking back.


6: you have picked up some stranger in a bar........ you are invited back to their place and get in . Things are heating up and after a while he/she tells you to get comfortable while he /she slips into something more comfortabel..... you are overly turned on nad almost shaking with exitement..... then you see the person stepping into the room all dressed in latex and leather and with a whip over her/his shoulder......... continue the story please.............

Great, now I have a vision of Benj in pvc and holding a whip. Cant be held responsible for what I dream of tonight sorry hun.

Got no problems with the latex and the whips. Just keep the damn toys away from my arse


7: phonesex......... yep/nope?? why?

if she's into it fine but I find it pretty mundane


8: have you ever shown your privates on a live webcam to someone you never had a relationship with? and why?

Nope but I've had girls on my msn list who I didn't know from a bar of soap that have whipped it all off without thinking twice or me askin them to


9: the Girl/Guy you have wanted for sooooooooo long invites you to some sheetrumble on the same day and time as your absolutely favourite band plays in your town......... you have never seen them live and you are pretty unsure if you ever get the chance again......... choises. choises.. what do you choose?

the chick, but she had better be good

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