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PostSubject: Transexual jokes   Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:18 am

to get them out the way.... and see if you lot canmake some good ones up! will post 1 a day, to keep things real and in perspective for you all.

"When I came around after my operation, my surgeon reasured me that I could STILL experience erections.....

they would just have to be other peoples....."
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:30 pm

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced
during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off,
that really didn't hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my
chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...."
"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"
"Hell no! It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fucking needle in my
head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"



Alright, I googled, I admit it. And now I'll have every woman on here after my head, but it was the only one I could damn well find people!

Fairs fair; any guitarist or brickie jokes I'll cop on the chin lol
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:35 pm



Nice thread Nat

I'm a big fan of humour & I truly believe that laughter is the best medicine.. Enjoy, I hope.. : )

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ''I'm a
YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya
know...Double Income No Kids.'' They asked the woman, ''What are you?''
She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:13 am

davo, very good one!

and yes the pain is in the salary cut... but the brain works better now ;-)

Todays TS joke...

After a long night of making love, this guy rolls over, looks and notices a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, the guy begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquires nervously.

"No, silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asks.

"No, not at all," she whispers, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he asks, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she says.

"Well who is he then?" demands the bewildered guy.

Calmly the girl replies, "That's me before the surgery."
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:47 am

I googled to, and couldn't find anything lol. Cracking up at the keyboard reading the others though.
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:10 am

JUST for fun...
take this quiz

http://www.laughparty.com/funnyjoke/Female-or-Shemale-Quiz/1110/#

guys, don't worry if you get them wrong, WILL NOT MEAN YOU ARE GAY, the male ones are trying to look female.. so do not panic...
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:20 am

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if he could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross his legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too....

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men did when they woke up with a vagina...Finally find that damned spot.
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:50 am

Laughing so hard I am almost crying at that last one Natasha. Although I think squatting over a mirror for 1.5 hours is short changing us a bit. Doubt we would move for the entire day!

I'll go do the damn quiz. Everyone already thinks I'm a mad bastard
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:07 am

13 right out of 16. Do I panic now or later?
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:35 am

I got half wrong. Which goes to prove I wouldn't have a clue!
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PostSubject: Re: Transexual jokes   Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:23 am

loooooooooooooooooooool

I found all the shemales............ but I did click shemale on a cpl of girls aswell........... 14/16
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