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PostSubject: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:22 pm

Got this in an email

The four types of female orgasm

The first, is the religious orgasm, sometimes known as the spiritual orgasm. It goes something like this, "Oh GOD! Oh GOD! Oh Oh Oh GOD!!!!"

Then there's the positive orgasm, which is my personal favorite. "Oh YES! Oh YES! Oh YES!!"

To which comes the 3rd, the negative orgasm. "Oh NO! Oh NO!!! OH NO OH NO!!"

And finally, the fake orgasm. "Oh Zacharious. Oh Zacharious! Oh Zacharious!"
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:23 pm

I'll take a hefty dose of option number 2 thanks Dave
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:24 pm

As long as she's not faking it I don't care what she's saying

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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:24 pm

I think the talking is over rated lol. Give me some out of control moaning and heavy breathing and I'm good.
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:25 pm

ok I officially miss the girls lol. Anyone else notice how hard it is carrying on these conversations with just a bunch of guys? Come back ladies, we're going stir crazy in here by ourselves.
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:26 pm

I'm still trying to get over the double stuffed turkey thread pmsl
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:28 pm

You got me online for a stuffed turkey thread?

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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:29 pm

Max, hun, babe, sweetheart. Save us from ourselves lol. Men shouldn't be left to their own devices in a thread containing X rated content. It's kinda wrong lol
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:21 am

Ok this is an interesting thread too

:this person chickened out & deleted their previous post:

'Take my word for it, it was REALLY much more information than I meant to give'


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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:41 am

Thanks for sharing Sarah lol. We now all have a completely different visual of you than we did 5 minutes ago
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:48 am

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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:02 am

Can't comment

Can't post

Just snarfed chicken soup all over the keyboard
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:11 am

:hands benj a bib:
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:17 am

where'd it go lol.

You chickenshit haha
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:18 am

psssst Frank ... I copied it
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:20 am

Don't believe for a moment you did hun, but just in case you were evil enough to do it before she deleted

SUFFER SARAH
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:28 am

She's so fricking lying

I didn't say anything that anyone would be interested in anyway.. I don't know what the fuss is about
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:04 pm

I saw

I have a very good memory

I'm still blushing

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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:23 pm

omg the image of you blushing.. tooo much!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:29 pm

Your fault lol. Next time you set about describing the perfect female orgasm, remember to firstly warn the viewing public pmsl.

Can't believe you deleted it. It was one of the 'classic' moments I've seen on these boards.
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:35 pm

Hey Sarah, $100 bucks if you can make him blush again ... its a feat I've never been able to achieve!
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:38 pm

haha I'll take that bet!

hi sweetie
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Wed Jun 03, 2009 3:44 pm

Shit .................... what did I miss?
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:42 am

I'm with Dave . What the hell did I miss? I've got a pretty vivid imagination, it can't be anything worse than I'm thinking could it?
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PostSubject: Re: Four types of female orgasms   Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:36 pm

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