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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:29 am

Q - Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

A - It took two hours to get the drummer out
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:30 am

Q: What is the first sign you're Halluncinating?

A: Two electric guitar players are playing in tune.



Q: What do you call in "in-tune electric guitar"?

A: An oxymoron.



Q: What do you call a "Clean Shot"?

A: When you can throw an electric guitar into the toilet without hitting the seat
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:31 am

Q - What's the definition of a bass player?

A - Halfway between a drummer and a musician.


You want to admit defeat yet woman?
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:32 am

Q: What's the difference between a lawnmower and an Electric Guitar?

A: You can tune a lawnmower
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:32 am

Truce already lol. Aren't we supposed to be picking on the drummers?
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:32 am

ok ok no more bass bashing lol
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:33 am

Q: If you were lost in the forest, who would you trust for directions?
1. Santa Claus,
2. An in-tune Heavy Metal player,
3. An out-of-tune Heavy Metal Player.

A: 3.

Choice 1 and 2 indicate that you're hallucinating.




Quitters lol
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:34 am

Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?

A - The Duracell battery has a good life
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:35 am

Q: How does a Lead Guitarist change a lightbulb ?

A: He holds it and the world revolves around him

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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:36 am

How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
Shoot one
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:36 am

Q - Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?

A - Even a virus has some pride
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:37 am

Four drummers in a van went over a cliff and died. What was the real tragedy?

You can fit eight drummers in a van
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:38 am


We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:39 am

What do you call a dozen drummers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:40 am

Q: What would you call the smartest drummer in the world?
A: Mildly retarded


Q: What do you call 10 drummers sitting in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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PostSubject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............   Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:42 am

there is a bar with a bunch of drummers in it and they are all yelling "51 days, 51 days!" and more and more keep coming in, they are all ordering drinks and yelling "51 days! 51 days!" the bartender has a puzzled look on his face as more and more come into the bar and order more and more drinks and chant and chant. finally, the bartender asks one of the drummers why they are all celebrating and chanting"51 days! 51 days!" the drummer answers with, "well, we all just finished a puzzle in 51 days and the box said 2 to 4 years!"
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