For the record people, this pathetic excuse for a human logged out the moment they saw me log on and my name pop up. What's the matter Kyles? Too chicken to actually spit your venom when one of us is online to defend ourselves and reply to your crap? Now sit back and let me bring you up to speed on a couple of points here lady.
Point 1. That photo is actually of me. Not that I really care what you think because to be perfectly honest the thought of you looking at my naked chest makes me want to
Point 2. Max may flirt online but her heart and soul belongs to Joe, who is perfectly aware she is here posting as some of us have actually met the guy. Jealous of a successful relationship maybe Kylie?
Point 3. Groupies? One of the ladies in question kicks our arse at musicianship so perhaps it is us guys who are the groupies. And in terms of their age, shit the ones I have met in person look better at their age than you do at yours so I'd go buy that industrial strength size moisturiser right now while there's still time to do something about it.
Point 4. (typed as bloody rsi sets in!)
Everyones slept with everyone? Holy crap, where was I when the legs were all opening? I haven't slept with any of the ladies here, and neither has Chaz or Zeph for that matter. Any other relationship that has occured in the past has, for the record, been bloody long term and not some casual fling, and the fact that everyone has managed to stay friends after the intimacy has finished says a hell of a lot of those concerned if you fucken ask me!
Point 5. All the girls are bi? Corr now you tell me

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I'll close these boards before I let someone like you hurt one more decent person with your crap. If you have something to say, log on tonight and say it to us in person. I know I'll make a concerted effort to be here after 9. Call my bluff Kylie.