Worst pickup lines you have used/heard

Davo · Posts: 406 Join date: 2008-03-17 Location: Melbourne

"Tell me your dreams, am I in them"

It works for a mate believe it or not

Benj · Posts: 387 Join date: 2008-03-18 Age: 42 Location: Hell

My friend Clinton has the worst pick up lines I think I've ever heard, my all time favourite being

"Lie down, I think I love you"

Just cut the bullshit, and offer a genuine compliment if you want to attract the persons attention I say. Leave the lines back in the 80's where they belong.

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Admin · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:41 pm

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

or another one from the lame hall of shame ...................

I wet my pants... can I get in yours?

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Chaz · Posts: 254 Join date: 2008-03-22 Age: 43

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

You said worst right?

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rockaholic · Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-03-17 Age: 39

oh lawd lol ... ok this one is courtesy of a drummer that is not missed in my life lol

My face is leaving in 5mins, be on it!

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Franco1 · Posts: 222 Join date: 2008-03-18 Location: Melbourne

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Maxine · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:53 pm

Does that really work Frank?

Mish68 · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:56 pm

Heaven must be missing an angel because there's one here in front of me

Ant · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:06 am

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Sim · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:20 am

You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room

psychopractor · Posts: 12 Join date: 2008-04-02 Location: yo' mama

"Are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special."

Works every time.

rockaholic · Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-03-17 Age: 39

:follows Dan around the threads:

* imagines* :cheeky grin planted firmly on Dan's face!: lol I like that one, but would just about keel over if someone said it to me I think

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Zeph · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:45 pm

Lets play Pearl Harbour, I lay down and you blow me to heaven

Admin · Subject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:30 pm

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs

Nice legs, lets eat out

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

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LadyLacy · Posts: 26 Join date: 2008-04-08 Age: 38

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes

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