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Sulliedangel



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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:06 pm
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No? Can I?


I'd buy you a drink,
but I'd be jealous of the straw


You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?
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Styles



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PostSubject: Re: Worst pickup lines you have used/heard   Sat May 30, 2009 4:13 am
Worst - Do you raise chichens?
No
Cause you sure can raise a cock.
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