We've done the pickup lines ............

Admin · Subject: We've done the pickup lines ............ Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:33 pm

time to do the musical jokes. Thread started naturally whilst there are no damn guitarists online.

Q - What is the definition of a minor second?

A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison

Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul?

A - Depends on how far you throw it

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Mish68 · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:35 pm

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.

Oh come on sweets, you know I can't play a note myself and not taking sides but it was just so tempting.

Admin · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:37 pm

One for Benj lol

What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?

One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino

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Mish68 · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:38 pm

What should you throw to a drowning bassist?

His Amp!

he made me do it!!!!!!

It wasn't my idea

Franco1 · Posts: 222 Join date: 2008-03-18 Location: Melbourne

Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?

A: Put sheet music in from of him

Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless

Q: Why does an electric guitar player leave his case on the dashboard?

A: So he can park in the handicapped zone

Chaz · Posts: 254 Join date: 2008-03-22 Age: 43

Which Drummer?

There's a five dollar note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a drummer who keeps bad time, who picks it up?

The drummer who keeps bad time obviously

The other who keeps good time doesn't exist, and the thrash guitarist doesn't care about notes anyway.

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Chaz · Posts: 254 Join date: 2008-03-22 Age: 43

It's war boys

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Admin · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:25 pm

Harsh dude.

Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes

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rockaholic · Posts: 433 Join date: 2008-03-17 Age: 39

oh it's so fun not to take any of this personally

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Davo · Posts: 406 Join date: 2008-03-17 Location: Melbourne

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
A: You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once

Davo · Posts: 406 Join date: 2008-03-17 Location: Melbourne

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of shit?
A: The sack.

Ant · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:57 pm

Q: How do you make a bassist's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear.

Q: Why are there bass solos?
A: So the audience has something to talk over

Davo · Posts: 406 Join date: 2008-03-17 Location: Melbourne

Q: What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
A: He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

Ant · Subject: Re: We've done the pickup lines ............ Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:59 pm

What does a drummer use for contraception?

His personality

Benj · Posts: 387 Join date: 2008-03-18 Age: 42 Location: Hell

What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

just you wait guys

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