Jokes & Games

Porn names

Donnie — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:03:09 GMT

ok, if u had to choose a name to enter the pron biz and/or a title for your debut movie, what would it be.

I'll christen myself Jack Hammer, and write/star and direct Eschlongated

danish humor

Viking — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:37:01 GMT

Just a bit of fun

Maxine — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:06:26 GMT

Was looking at how many thread posts were in the Bone Closet (over 1,000) compared to anywhere else, so just trying to break out of the mould for a moment or two. Hence, new game. I post a word then the next person thinks of a new word starting with the last letter of my word . Then it continues onto the next person. So for example if I said 'game', the person posting after me has to post a word beginning with e. And so on and so forth. So the word to commence with is: Amphibian

The one question quiz

Admin — Thu, 28 May 2009 07:14:25 GMT

One question, one answer, as honest as possible. Whoever is asked the question can then choose whoever they wish to ask a question of. To start the ball rolling: Ant mate. As per the other thread, if Sarah and Benj called your bluff on the 3some, would you start ripping your clothes off as quickly as possible, grab the nearest alcohol beverage and drink until you had the courage to do something about it or turn as pale as a ghost and bolt the shit out of there?

Yeah you heard right - quiz time

Davo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:33:55 GMT

To celebrate being back online thought I'd post some silly shit to ease some of the tension filling the air of late. I'll ease you in gently lol. Starting with the clean stuff first. Come on - You know you wanna :) Pick 6 friends/mates and fill in the blanks 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: Number One: What is the last party you attended with this person? What do you love about this person? How did you ...

a couple of commercials

Viking — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:57:15 GMT

hm............classic

Viking — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:59:07 GMT

Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do; he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and shag your little red socks off." But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don't worry Mum, I've got it covered." So she was walking through the forest ...

Pics that make you go 'lol'

rockaholic — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:10:39 GMT

Ok since I'm the one starting this thread I hope to christ I can figure out how to add the pic in here this time :prays quietly: :yells HAGAAAN: HELP!!! I know this ...

Name that Tune

Mish68 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:40:01 GMT

Identify the tune posted, then pick your own.

An easy one to start with, and no Googling :lol!:

I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track
And I knew there was no turning back
My mind raced
And I thought what could I do
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you

Transexual jokes

natasha2112 — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 07:18:05 GMT

to get them out the way.... and see if you lot canmake some good ones up! will post 1 a day, to keep things real and in perspective for you all.

"When I came around after my operation, my surgeon reasured me that I could STILL experience erections.....

they would just have to be other peoples....."

So do bass players really have the best rhythm

Admin — Sun, 31 May 2009 12:15:33 GMT

in bed

Was waiting for Chaz to log in, but delving into the issue with Benj is probably even more fun.

Pick two people from here

Mish68 — Mon, 25 May 2009 23:50:35 GMT

Having just made a threesome thread, and having been honest enough on here before to admit its something I have pencilled in to do before I grow old and die, I just wanted to have a bit of fun. You are allowed to have a threesome. You are allowed to pick any two people from here to join you. Who will it be? I'm grabbing Benj and Dave lol, although I fear my naive self may be traumatised by even being with one of them, let alone two And for those wussies out there, you can substitute ...

Worst pickup lines you have used/heard

Davo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 11:55:21 GMT

"Tell me your dreams, am I in them"

It works for a mate believe it or not

Here's your average Norwegian Blonde

Viking — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:59:53 GMT

texted in english for your convenience

What would you say ...

Mish68 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:02:18 GMT

New game

What would you say if you woke up beside the person who has posted directly above you lol.

Seeing as I'm going first, please be gentle.

Truth or Dare

Maxine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:04:46 GMT

Seeing as Sair was too to post this thread (haha), thought I would do it myself.

I choose Luka.

Come on baby .................. truth or dare?

Spin the Bottle

rockaholic — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 11:37:57 GMT

Tell us your most fantastical desires, doesn't matter if you married or in a relationshp... what we care about is what we'd like to do if you could!

:grabs Luka by the neck & shoulders & kisses him: ; )

We've done the pickup lines ............

Admin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:33:23 GMT

time to do the musical jokes. Thread started naturally whilst there are no damn guitarists online. Q - What is the definition of a minor second? A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul? A - Depends on how far you throw it

If you had a choice

Maxine — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Blatantly stolen from another message board I confess.

Answer with your choice then add a new question (fingers crossed that makes sense)

Winter or Summer

Blondes-Game Of Intelligence

rockaholic — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:18:25 GMT

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between ...

Answer a question with a question

Mish68 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:41:57 GMT

Pretty easy in theory. I ask a question, someone responds with another question that is related to mine, and someone else asks a question that is related to that question and on and on. Are we confused yet?

First question ...

Are we there yet?????

New word game

Maxine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:11:17 GMT

All you have to do is use the last letter of the word to form another word of a sexual nature.

Get it people?

Lips