Total Kaos

What's your poison....

Aussiebear — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:59:38 GMT

I used to be beer, beer and more beer - then top off the night with scotch. Getting older I found I can't really do that anymore without suffering for about 3 days afterwards.

Then I re-discovered RUM! (after a 25 year self imposed ban on ever drinking it again). But I still cannot drink the stuff with a softdrink mixer (coke, dry ginger etc). So nowdays its rum (Bundy usually unless I feel rich and go get a bottle of Mt Gaye Caribbean Rum) ice, apricot nectar, and a dash of pineapple ...

Home much info do you really want

Admin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:36:13 GMT

Been slack of late; time to get the threads rolling again.

How much info do you really want to hear when starting a new relationship? Is it best to hear it all or keep some mystery about it; even if you ask how many previous partners do you really want to hear the answer?

My curiousity gets the better of me alot I admit, then wish like hell I'd never asked in the first place.

Facebook is killin us

Chaz — Sun, 04 May 2008 02:17:31 GMT

Got to say, since becoming a FB member I haven't been around much and for that I apologise. Got a shitload of stuff on my plate today but perhaps next week we can get some new threads up and happening and back online more often.

Catch ya all next week people.

What would you say ...

Mish68 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:02:18 GMT

New game

What would you say if you woke up beside the person who has posted directly above you lol.

Seeing as I'm going first, please be gentle.

Exhibitionism ....... would you, could you

Admin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:19:16 GMT

Plain and simple really just as the heading implies. For or against?

What is the difference

Admin — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:58:14 GMT

What is the difference to you between 'making love' and just plain 'screwing'?

Well you did leave us all alone, now suffer the consequences

Benj — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:09:10 GMT

Flakey fantasies ... yes you heard me. Following on from the Village People thread (oh gawd did I really post that? Boredom is no excuse!), we have decided to take a trip down memory lane (without you obviously) and pay homage to those guys who have set our hearts aflutter over the years.

Favourite costumes

Admin — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:55:55 GMT

Following on from another thread (or was it that damn survey lol) have you ever dressed up for a partner and if so what?

Could you or couldn't you

Mish68 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:59:35 GMT

After looking at Luka's new thread, could you make love to someone you are not in love with? Do you need the emotional connection before you strip off the clothes and dive into bed?

Who the hell is that

Davo — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:09:43 GMT

Was going to put up some new photos but can't for the life of me work out how do. Anyone want to enlighten me? Anyone game enough to put up a pic of themself? Or do we already know just how ugly we all are?

Happy Birthday to Luka!!!!!

theresasairinthere — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:50:34 GMT

Hello darlin', I hope someone can track you down today for drinks in the chatroom very soon, because we're all, as far as I know are going to be here.. Benj isn't well, so she isn't a certainty, but she'll surely be in touch either way & is going to try & come, that's a promise! Umm as Taylor is online until after 8:30, she'll be here at about 9 if she's feeling up to it!

More birthday wishes are from Genevieve on human pets, she would be here too, but at 9pm our time it's 7:30am her's ...

Annoying pop ups

Admin — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:30:57 GMT

For some reason we seem to have been experiencing annoying popups over the last 24 hours. Gone into the admin panel and made some changes and hopefully that has fixed the issue once and for all.

If anyone is still having problems with these when they first log in, let me know and I'll go back and reconfig the hard way. Not putting up with that shit.

Cheers everyone.

Luka

It's 3am and I should be asleep but I wanted stop by and say hello :)

scott — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:21:46 GMT

OK, I guess this is where I�m supposed to say hi, hello and salutations, so �Hello� to everyone. Before a few days ago I had no idea this place existed but thanks to Benj I found out about it. So if I seem like a awesome and spectacular person (that�s a joke I�m not that egotistical) you can thank her for pointing me in this direction, on the other hand if I come across as a total ass (which I hope I won�t) then you have her to blame as well (LOL) Well there ya have it, my �hello�, and since ...

Myspace - Is the appeal still there?

Mish68 — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:50:26 GMT

I know quite a few of us have myspace profiles, and the majority of us haven't logged into them in a substantial period of time. Is the lure of myspace over and done with, or has the likes of Bebo and Facebook simply taken the gloss off something that was once such a favourite pastime?

I don't do the chatroom thing myself, and until today have never contributed to forum boards either.

Is Facebook the way of the future or simply another passing phase?

Most of you will have already seen this but

Zeph — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 14:16:43 GMT

seeing as Frank is pressuring me to start a thread I had no choice but to conform.

http://www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.asp

Don't want details (well Dave might lol), but just interested as to what everyone scores.

I'll post mine after I finish it.

Blast from the past

Maxine — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:47:15 GMT

Who was your favourite band growing up? Don't care how dorky they were; fess up ladies and gents.

Obviously I was a fan of Tears for Fears (rofl)

:drags another friend kicking & screaming into site: WELCOME ABOARD MY MOST DELIGHTFUL & ROCKIN' FRIEND!!!

theresasairinthere — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:36:07 GMT

Haha has no idea where to go from here arghh damned hangover! lol

Hello my darlin' friend Noel! :holds door wide open:

I hope you feel welcome & that you post so much your fingers get sore :grin: :hugs the shit out of you:

Check out the icons omg crack me up no end! ok ok... now you go look at the rest lol

Hey we should have a favourite icon thread!!!

It seems I'm getting lots of presents for my birthday, another newbie... Welcome Alex!!! <3

theresasairinthere — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:27:25 GMT

Alex aka: Alexandra is a good friend & she's finally joined today. So welcome aboard girl

Would you feel comfortable

Chaz — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:17:04 GMT

masturbating in front of your partner?

Women seem to be so much more confident now, would you feel self conscious performing such an act either for pleasure or to show your man how it's done? No point asking us guys lol - we just do it whenever and wherever it pleases anyway

Sex in strange places

Admin — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:56:59 GMT

What's the strangest place you have ever done the deed?

Bad first date impressions

Mish68 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:00:36 GMT

What's the worst thing someone has ever done on a first date that had you running for the hills before the entree was even finished?

For those who believe in astrology

Sulliedangel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:23:52 GMT

Have you ever dated your own sign? Dated someone who the 'stars' tell you will be a perfect match and indeed it is?

Yes, I'm filling in time before work lol.

I can't believe women (or men for that matter) actually go up to someone and ask them their sign? Or is that just something that only happens in movies ......... the really bad ones lol

Should someone who has done their time

Mish68 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:46:37 GMT

be allowed to pick up where they left off as if nothing has happened?

A friends brother in law is due for parol soon after commiting a rather violent crime. Although my friends sister is positive he has been reformed and has shown nothing but remorse, do you think it is possible to change and should someone who has commited a violent act even be allowed the chance?

Just pondering. I know everyone makes mistakes, but if something if premeditated, and the person knows what they are ...

Sex with the Ex

Sulliedangel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:20:37 GMT

If you are both single, and the sex was good, is it ok to keep going back there?

So who do you think

Mish68 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:40:55 GMT

will win So you think you can dance?

I've actually lost interest in the show over recent weeks, but although I am a fan of Graeme's the general talk seems to be that Jack will walk away with the crown.

Truth or Dare

Maxine — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 13:04:46 GMT

Seeing as Sair was too to post this thread (haha), thought I would do it myself.

I choose Luka.

Come on baby .................. truth or dare?

Porn movies

Davo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:06:17 GMT

Just read an article while having breakfast this morning. Mentions that Porn Movies are made with men in mind and thats who they are marketed towards. Ok that bit makes sense. But why dont they market porn to women as well? Don't tell me they don't watch them because we know they do. What does it take for a porn movie to appeal to the majority of women?

I did warn you what would happen if we got left all by our lonesomes lol. So it begins ladies.

Resolving a crush

Maxine — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 05:01:49 GMT

So as a taken woman I'm not allowed to have them, but we all have during different times of our lives. How do you resolve them? Just push them to the back of your mind and do nothing or actually tell the person? Or do you just walk around like a lovestruck teenager drooling which was always my prefered method of choice

Interacial Dating

Maxine — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:52:59 GMT

With Melbourne having such a diverse multi cultural community, would you have trouble dating someone outside your own race?

Yes it's driving me insane too

Admin — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:58:52 GMT

For whatever reasons, the damn clock on the webpage won't turn back to reflect the end of daylight savings. It will change in the admin panel, but the moment I save the setting and refresh the page we are back to exactly where we started.

Sorry guys, it's driving me insane too. I'll keep trying.

Should there be restrictions on reproduction

Sulliedangel — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:15:58 GMT

It seems to me that more and more young girls are getting pregant and using their child/ren as a way of staying home and doing nothing. Kids are getting left locked in cars whilst the parents gamble, left home alone, dragged up rather than brought up. Obviously you can't go round tying peoples legs together but does our Government make it too easy for people to sit back and do nothing but bred?

And before I get jumped on, no I'm not having a go at single parents who either work, or stay ...

So we know the guys read this anyway but

Mish68 — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:52:43 GMT

has anyone else noticed that men seem to be obsessed with women 'squirting' these days? Do you think it's because they see it as prove that we aren't faking? And what on earth are those of us that aren't capable of doing it supposed to do?

Porn has alot to answer for right about now.

Worst pickup lines you have used/heard

Davo — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:55:21 GMT

"Tell me your dreams, am I in them"

It works for a mate believe it or not

Double stuffed (and I don't mean turkey)

Admin — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:33:04 GMT

Two dicks in one chick seems to have taken over as the most popular past time, but it seems kind of weird to me. 3somes are one thing but isn't that a bit close for comfort? Personally, if another man has an erection in the same room as me, I'm having trouble getting my soldier ready for war.

What's your daily drug

Davo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:18:38 GMT

If I don't get my two cups of coffee into me before I start work I am a moody little bastard all day. Fix of choice?

For educational and curiosity purposes only lol ..............

Mish68 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:18:41 GMT

Come on guys, what makes the perfect blowjob? Seriously, if I can admit openly that I don't enjoy it, I think you guys can point me in the right direction as to what I should be doing down there with the limited amount of time I am prepared to spend in that region.

Spin the Bottle

theresasairinthere — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 12:37:57 GMT

Tell us your most fantastical desires, doesn't matter if you married or in a relationshp... what we care about is what we'd like to do if you could!

:grabs Luka by the neck & shoulders & kisses him: ; )

Role Playing

Mish68 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:21:26 GMT

I have heard roleplaying can make things interesting during sex. Have any of you tried it out and what would your most favorite role play be?

What's good for the guys ........

Sim — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:39:35 GMT

Cunnilingus

Yes, if the guys can have their blowjob thread, then we can have the equivilant. Was going to put it in the Ladies section, but what's the fun of that?

So guys, same question. Do you do it because your partner enjoys it, or because you secretly do yourself. And please, be descriptive

A quick query for a friend

Sulliedangel — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:48:30 GMT

Should have had enough sense to post this when Chaz was still online. A good friend of mine is wanting to buy an Ovation guitar and I told him I'd ask you guys what a fair price for one woud be. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

Hi honey I'm home

Davo — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:39:53 GMT

So did anyone miss me lol?

Be back to annoy you all when I climb over this pile of dirty washing I seem to have amassed.

allo allo allo

Aussiebear — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:50:50 GMT

Hi everyone - just happen to stumble across here so I thought I'd stop by and say "hi"

ok I tell a lie - blame Dave - he sent me a link 8)

plus I heard there was a cute dark haired bass player hanging out here at times 8)

Women who want to cam or be cammed

Admin — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:58:59 GMT

Not talking about an innocent conversation here where it's nice to look up and actually see the person you are typing to. Talking about women (and men for that matter) that turn on their cam and are suddenly dancing naked in front of your eyes. Often without warning.

What gives? Or am I simply getting old and wrinkly lol?

Four types of female orgasms

Davo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:22:48 GMT

Got this in an email

The four types of female orgasm

The first, is the religious orgasm, sometimes known as the spiritual orgasm. It goes something like this, "Oh GOD! Oh GOD! Oh Oh Oh GOD!!!!"

Then there's the positive orgasm, which is my personal favorite. "Oh YES! Oh YES! Oh YES!!"

To which comes the 3rd, the negative orgasm. "Oh NO! Oh NO!!! OH NO OH NO!!"

And finally, the fake orgasm. "Oh Zacharious. Oh Zacharious! Oh Zacharious!"

Friends with benefits

Chaz — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 14:50:53 GMT

So is there any downfalls with this? She's cute, and not psychotic. What could go wrong?

Cue the bunny boiling music.

Because we 3 girls are so totally bored ....

Benj — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:36:55 GMT

Which member of the Village People was your secret gay fantasy lol.

Hehe ... thankfully I am now cured from the Randy affliction

We've done the pickup lines ............

Admin — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:33:23 GMT

time to do the musical jokes. Thread started naturally whilst there are no damn guitarists online.

Q - What is the definition of a minor second?

A - Two lead guitarists playing in unison

Q - What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul?

A - Depends on how far you throw it

So does alcohol really

Davo — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 07:23:07 GMT

hijack your brain and say things that you really don't mean, or does it give you an excuse to say what you otherwise wouldn't have the courage to say?

Will be back to answer this myself when I have a shin full

Happy Birthday to Sarah

Benj — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:23:12 GMT

Don't you just hate it when you log online and see that your age has been mysteriously turned forward by one damn year hey Sarah? Had the industrial strength wrinkle cream all wrapped up ready to go but alas, I felt the need to use it on my own sad and sorry self!

Hope you have an absolutely wonderful day, spoilt rotten by those nearest and dearest to your heart.

Hugs hun ... only wish I was there to celebrate it with you.

hrmm interesting ...

Aussiebear — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:02:41 GMT

I'm all of those things lol

"For gamers, computer geeks, techies, or those who don't need instructions for what port to plug which cord into"