Meant to say NOT BELIEVING. Time to log off and give the overworked brain a rest I think.

Used an assortment of different shit with partners, and been dragged all over adult shops with one particular ex in particular as she grabbed everything from lingerie to dildos to butt plugs but I think it's more a chick thing. Perhaps I've got it all wrong but it just appears that women need more stimulation to get off. A guy is quite happy to grab the latest copy of playboy or summon up an image of his last lay and engage in a 10 minute tug of war. A woman is more likely to grab something powered by batteries than use the fingers god gave her yes?

Correct me if I'm wrong ladies.

Most toys I've used were either geared towards enhancing the pleasure of the woman or as something to be used by a couple. Not much out there aimed at the solo male market. And don't start bringing up the blow up dolls and the fake pussies because they are mainly bought for a bucks night to embarass your mate when he's found naked trussed up to them somewhere in downtown Melbourne.

Gone shopping with partners, had input into what we might like to try, even bought something new without her knowledge and just arrived home with a huge grin, but never bought anything for solely my benefit.

Found myself in possession of a blow up sheep once, after a stag party nobody wanted it so it went home with me, but i can categorically state, i never gave it one, honestly!! sorry to be boring ladies, but the only that i ever stuck wee man into other than a vaj, is my own hand, lady palmela and her 5 beautiful daughters if you like :)

However I did earn my dildo license with a girlfriend a few years back, we used to use em all the time, great fun as long as it never went near my rusty bullethole!! What you gotta remember is, if you die whilst shagging some toy or other, thats how someone will find you :)

A blowup sheep pmsl. Have we got any Kiwis on the boards? The temptation to make a sheep joke is killin me.

Come on, men love our gadgets. We could spend hours making everything in the tool shed all neat and shiny. We may not use a toy on ourself but damn, but one in our hand and we'll find 101 different uses for it. Still not sure why alot of guys are freakin out over toys getting used on them. Especially if its their other half doing the wielding. To each their own I guess.

Women like them used on them, men like to be in control of them. Perfect really.