Having since heard some of the original questions that disappeared into cyberspace, I'd just like to thank whichever God saw fit to log Benj out when she attempted to post the original. You'll keep bass wench. Anyone that can make me blush deserves a good

I only had to do the second version that ended up posted right?





1. How quickly do you expect a woman to dive between the sheets with you after the first meeting
You'd be surprised how many women still go by the '3 date rule'. Normally if she holds out the first night you can be pretty sure its going to happen on the 3rd date. What's the difference between 1st, 3rd and 15th I wonder out loud?

2. Weirdest place you have ever been pierced
Had a double Prince Albert for a while

3. Ever been in a situation where you just couldn't ejaculate, regardless of what you or she did
Yeah one girl I'd fancied like all hell for literally years. Finally convinced her to go out with me, finally convinced her to jump into bed a few weeks later and bam, nothing. Zero passion, zero chemistry, zero interaction on her behalf. Just lay there like she was doing me the worlds greatest favour. Tried every dirty thought I could summon up just to try and end the misery but nothing.

4. Do you bother to use protection with casual hook ups
hell yeah

5. What is more important - your pleasure or hers
I sound like a prick but if it's a one night thing or a fling then I'm not going to make as much effort. If its a relationship then I'm not happy unless she is

6. If the first intimate encounter was a yawnfest, do you bother going back again
depends how bad it was. Never went back for another round with the woman mentioned in number 3

7. Ever had a partner suggest a fetish or toy that you just couldn't handle the thought of
got no problems with toys, just as long as they aren't aimed at my arse

8. Absolute turn on
chicks in the old fashioned garters and suspender belts

9. What are your thoughts on rimming
if I've personally disinfected her with metho first, then I'd give it a go

10. What's the difference between good, great and mind blowing sex in your eyes
good, I say goodnight with a smile on my face as I head out the door. Great, I'm prepared to make her coffee in the morning. Mind Blowing, I'm doing some serious spoonage because I want to be as close as possible to that woman regardless of what we're doing.

Think he's logged off, but I'm picking on Jam to answer the next set of questions.

Consider it a TK initiation mate


1. Do you consider yourself a boobs, arse or legs man

2. Is there any sexual practice you positively refuse not to engage in, no matter who's asking

3. If a mate/brothers ex chatted you up after they had split, would you consider taking her up on the offer

4. If you had to choose one song to do the deed to, what would it be

5. The other half wants you to dress up as the cowboy from the Village People and sing YMCA whilst totally starkers. Could you not only do, but survive this humiliation

6. Do you have a woman you fantasise about (apart from a celebrity)

7. If you had a large supply of little blue pills on hand, and a slab of beer, would you consider jumping into bed with Dave and a female then

8. Quickest way a female can deflate your hard on

9. Longest session you've had to date

10. What makes a woman sexy to you personally

1. Do you consider yourself a boobs, arse or legs man

Its gotta be boobs, I love long legs and a nice firm arse, but boobs do something to me which canot be explained with mere words. They make me lose the ability to talk coherently and also make me dribble uncontrollably, plus no matter how hard i try to talk to her face, i end up chattin to the boobs :)

2. Is there any sexual practice you positively refuse not to engage in, no matter who's asking

Another guy, wether it be gay sex or a threesome involving 2 guys, 1 girl...I couldnt possibly be naked in the company of another guy, not homophobic or anything , it just wouldnt happen

3. If a mate/brothers ex chatted you up after they had split, would you consider taking her up on the offer

Not a chance, no matter how hot she was or if I fancied her back, my morals would stop me going there, its an unwritten rule in my book

4. If you had to choose one song to do the deed to, what would it be

Bad Horsie by Steve Vai, I always said that if i made a video , then that would be the soundtrack :)

5. The other half wants you to dress up as the cowboy from the Village People and sing YMCA whilst totally starkers. Could you not only do, but survive this humiliation

Of course, I love shit like that, anything for a bit of lighthearted tomfoolery, especially if she was dressed as wonder woman :)

6. Do you have a woman you fantasise about (apart from a celebrity)

Yep, and she knows who she is!

7. If you had a large supply of little blue pills on hand, and a slab of beer, would you consider jumping into bed with Dave and a female then

Itd have to be enough beer to put an elephant on its back, see answer 2

8. Quickest way a female can deflate your hard on

I had a girl once, midway thru a particularly hot session, suddenly remembered she had to buy some printer paper from the shop next day, and told me about it there and then. The hard on went down faster than a greased up penguin on a bobsleigh run

9. Longest session you've had to date

Cant recall exactly, but i do find that if i'm horny in the morning and go for it, but dont have much time before i gotta get up and go to work, wee man solidly refuses to cough his custard and i always end up late for work! Little bastard is always only too happy to chuck it out early if i've got all the time in the world tho :)

10. What makes a woman sexy to you personally

Lots of things, I find a sexy smile (Benj) never fails, a good sense of humour, especially if its as warped as mine. The obvious things like great body, big tits, long legs etc are secondary to the way we connect with each other. Did that make any sense?

I'll post some questions for the next victim tomorrow if thats ok with you guys, had a gig tonight where the beer was free for the band, resulting in me being very drunk and needin to go to bed before I pass out at my computer. Plus I'm not sure who to quiz just yet :)

I'm with you on the boob thing my man. Been rendered a blubbering, spluttering mess on more than one occasion by a out there and proud set on display in a lowcut top.

I'm loving this thread, especially since I've already had to answer my questions and can't get picked on again. Making a point of logging in here especially tomorrow to see who's the next victim.

Where in the rules does it say you cant be picked on again Lacy? :) But i'll play nice (for now) and make someone else stand up and be counted. ;) Watch this space....

..... gulp .....

You mean you can be picked on more than once? There was fine print attached somewhere that I missed? I'm safe until everyone else has answered once though right?

Twice? We can be picked on twice?

Who's side are you on jam?

Priceless. I'll be back to read all the posts again when time allows.

So what have I learnt from reading all this?

Luka leaks like a sieve courtesy of all the holes he's poked into his anatomy over the years.

Oz has a truly demonic side that I never knew existed (loving your work hun).

Frank is the only person confident or insane enough to contemplate jumping into bed with Dave as part of a 3some.

And my younger bro has done twins and never blabbed the story until now?

This thread is absolutely gold lol.

Right, having slept off all that beer and now raring to go (NOT) time to try and create some half decent questions for the next victim.....

Chaz my man, you're in the hot seat :)


1, If you finally bagged a really hot chick that you been after for ages, but she insisted that her munter of a sister joined in the horizontal olympics, i'm talkin glass eye, wooden leg, moustache, the works....would you still go for it?


2,You're in a threesome with the 2 guy 1 girl set up and the other guy , without warning, jams his thumb up your arse, what would your initial reaction be?


3,How much older or younger than yourself would a woman have to be before you'd draw the line and turn the offer of sex down?


4,You get a girl back to your place, but she's notoriously hard to get between the sheets, what music would you put on to try and impress her?


5, the strangest place you've ever done the deed?


6,You have access to all the porn movies ever made, what type do you choose to watch first? Ie whats your preference?


7, Have you ever been in a sexual encounter where you couldnt get a stiffy for love nor money? If so how did you explain it? (i always found that the toughest part :))


8, If the opposite to the last question occurs and you find yourself not only stiff as a board but also about to shoot your load very early on , who or what do you think about to put yourself off?


9,If a girl insisted on havin all the lights off before gettin undressed and into bed with you, do you get suspicious and reach for the light switch, or do you just go with it? what you dont see cant hurt you and all that :)


10,If any of the other girls on here messaged you in private requesting a nude pic of yourself, would you throw caution to the wind and send it, or decline cos it'll probably end up on Facebook , probably with a very sarcastic caption attached? :)



Quick disclaimer, I have the hangover from hell as we speak, so these questions may not be too great. Also, apologies to any women who may have a glass eye, wooden leg or a moustache (question 1) , no offence intended :)

Aw man, I just did the Benj thing and took so long writing my answers I had been logged out and lost everything when I pressed send. I'll give it another go, but might have to leave the new questions until later tomorrow as this hangover is threatening to kill off my last few remaining brain cells if I don't get some serious sleep shortly.


1, If you finally bagged a really hot chick that you been after for ages, but she insisted that her munter of a sister joined in the horizontal olympics, i'm talkin glass eye, wooden leg, moustache, the works....would you still go for it?

I'm so hungover right now that I'd probably fail to even notice there was a sister, let alone one with a glass eye, wooden leg, moustache and probably hairy arm pits to boot. One thing I have learned from bitter experience though is you never have a 3some with two friends, or 2 sisters. You're asking for your testicles to be ripped from your body the next day for daring to go there, even if they were the ones suggesting it. So I'd have to politely decline, and use the brown paper bag I had hidden under the bed for another purpose other than placing over the head of the munter sister in a bid to lessen the trauma.



2,You're in a threesome with the 2 guy 1 girl set up and the other guy , without warning, jams his thumb up your arse, what would your initial reaction be?

Got no problems with the whole 2 guys one girl setup, but I'd be having a very frank discussion prior to getting naked that revolved around me having no interest in grabbing a handful of his bits and vice versa. If he still went for gold knowing my feelings on the subject, let's just say the Bee Gees would have a new member


3,How much older or younger than yourself would a woman have to be before you'd draw the line and turn the offer of sex down?

More flexible with the older side of the equation. I'll admire a 20 or so year old that has a rockin bod, but got no desire to go there. Conversation is another form of foreplay, and very few women under the age of 30 can achieve that.


4,You get a girl back to your place, but she's notoriously hard to get between the sheets, what music would you put on to try and impress her?

Actually happened to me once. Managed to get this gorgeous chick home who had a rep as an ice maiden, she was giving off strong vibes she wanted to take it further, then she suggests we whack on some George Michael to set the mood. Come on; George friggin Michael? She had more hope of finding a Duran Duran record stashed at the back of my collection. So I rang up every mate I could think of in a panic, finally found one whose sister had a copy of the Faith (?) CD, sped over there like the Devil himself was on my tail in case she changed her mind, get back, whack it on, we both throw off our clothes and therein commenced the most boring fu*k of my entire life. George Michael in the background was the most exciting aspect of the entire evening.


5, the strangest place you've ever done the deed?

Had to ban veranda/porch sex at Benj's. Sure the cows are eyeballing me across the paddocks and enjoying a perve. You look up and they are all staring in your direction, kid you not.



6,You have access to all the porn movies ever made, what type do you choose to watch first? Ie whats your preference?

Why search the net mate when you can turn on the DVD and watch homemade ones.



7, Have you ever been in a sexual encounter where you couldnt get a stiffy for love nor money? If so how did you explain it? (i always found that the toughest part :))

Woke up in bed when I was over in the States, to find a very irate woman busting my nuts about my inability to get it up and perform the deed despite her hours of oral attention. Comotose is comotose. Nothing short of a miracle is going to get a rise out of a guy that has just packed away more than a bottle of straight scotch at a friends bucks night. No explanation should have been necessary!


8, If the opposite to the last question occurs and you find yourself not only stiff as a board but also about to shoot your load very early on , who or what do you think about to put yourself off?

Doing mathematical equations in my head normally works, but from now on I think I'll be using the glass eyed, one legged, hairy armpit munter to keep myself in check



9,If a girl insisted on havin all the lights off before gettin undressed and into bed with you, do you get suspicious and reach for the light switch, or do you just go with it? what you dont see cant hurt you and all that :)

If turning off the lights helps her relax in a new relationship then I've got no problem with it. Darkness is a way of losing inhibitions after all. I'd rather be feeling around in the dark getting a mouthful of blanket by mistake than have the light on and her lying there obsessing over stretch marks, how well she waxed her bikini line, how much of an eyeful I could get from opening her legs 2cm. Never met a woman yet who didn't object to the light going on once they felt more comfortable and secure in the relationship so I'd just let her set the pace and wait.


10,If any of the other girls on here messaged you in private requesting a nude pic of yourself, would you throw caution to the wind and send it, or decline cos it'll probably end up on Facebook , probably with a very sarcastic caption attached? :)

I'd just let them know that they are all stored on Benj's computer, and they would be better off contacting her directly lol.

I'll work out who hasn't answered any questions and post some tomorrow. Going to go lie down before my head explodes. Cheers Jam, those questions cracked me up and brought back some funny memories typing them.