Having been nagged into submission by a rather wanton woman who won't take no for an answer, I've just signed up to this den of mayhem and mischief and wanted to say a quick hello.

Some of you I already know (sticks tongue out at Dave, runs fingers through Franks luscious locks). Some of you I've heard about (grins, rolls eyes, wonders if any of it is true). Some of you may have even heard my name bandied about (LIES, ALL LIES I TELL YOU).

My friends (yes, prior to contrary belief I do have a few) call me Ozzie although I was christened with the far less flattering name of Isabelle. I'll answer to both. One more politely than the other

Oh icons!

Losses track of what she was saying

Anyway, thanks to my buddy Benj, you are now all officially stuck with my arse! But think of this way; I may be the only person on here who has photos of the woman with short hair lurking on her computer. All bribes will be treated with the utmost of confidence

Hope to get to know you all a bit better in the coming months as time allows.

Cheers all

Stick that tongue back in your mouth woman. I have no idea where its been

If I used to live in fear of Benj & Sarah running riot on the boards, I quake in fear at what destruction the three of you can do together. May need a few stiff drinks under my belt before daring to log on from here on in lmao.

Somebody thats actually known Benj for longer than me. Scary shit Oz. Can't wait to see what happens when you start posting

Hey Oz hun. Long time no speak. So are you still stuck up in Qld in the middle of nowhere, or did they transfer you back down to civilisation like you hoped? Welcome aboard, although like Dave before me, I'm suddenly concerned about the mass destruction that may take over the boards when you and Benj get together.

Ozzie!! :grins silly head off:

Umm <realises you have absolutely no idea who I am> : P

I've heard only good things about you sweetie.. <takes notes to ask you about the dirt in private>



I'm Sarah & it's really lovely to meet you :smile: oh hell :hug: :grin:

Yay, you made it! I've had trouble logging in all day (curses satellite broadband for making her life a misery), and have been on tenderhooks wanting to know if you took the plunge or not.

Hugs gorgeous ... here's to many long scotch fuelled nights running riot on the boards

Welcome Ozzie. Correct in assuming that your name has been mentioned countless times over the years (only ever good things may I just say), but its cool to finally be able to catch up with you. Look forward to crossing paths with you on the boards.

Finally, another lady on the boards. Oh yes, we are slowly but surely unleashing our evil plan to take over the world!

Welcome Ozzie/Isabelle (hedges bets )

Thank you so much for the welcome guys

Will be feeling my way around the boards for a while, just trying to work out how to do stuff, how all the relationships on here intermingle, and how 'me' I can be without getting my little tush booted off :)

I'm so tempted to revamp some of the old threads on here, but I guess the majority have already read or commented on them, so will just stick to chuckling in delight whilst reading them, and save my opinionated self for those newer.

Having been so fearful of actually typing my first post (doh) I'm now filled with a perverse thrill of delight about actually going into the categories and having a say. I might have just found my new hobby

Welcome Ozzie. Looking forward to watching you unleash mayhem. It's been missing around here for a while. Definitely time to get it back.

Welcome to the boards Ozzie. Yep, heard alot about you over the years hun, although never had the pleasure of meeting you.

Hope you enjoy creating mayhem with us

Ah, thought the name was familair but didn't twig until I saw the army pic you uploaded. I suspect things are about to get slightly more interesting around here :)

Hope you have a great time joining us on the boards.